PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna discuss about the true scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your typical match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that forward went soaring into the glass, I swear, it looked like a movie scene